Flatulence, with special attention to Cats

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The first thing I must tell you is that I have a juvenile sense of humor, which means that I find flatulence to be very funny (I also love puns, typos, and autocorrects, especially if they have something to do with bodily functions or sex. So sue me.)

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The second thing is that I love cats. I think cats are very funny as well as cuddly (most of them), playful, soft, and warm. Many of them even have personality disorders, which means I feel right at home.

So what could be better than combining flatulence with cats? Here’s a video called “An Engineer’s Guide to Cat Flatulence.”

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It is made by actual engineers (or at least, I have no reason to doubt them) who are very clever and who clearly enjoy fart humor as much as or more than I do. They give a “brief history of farts” then demonstrate various flatulence-powered technologies such as a “junior bake” oven, a fire-breathing dragon, and even a motorcycle. My favorite part is the “cat methane containment trousers” which are designed to collect cat farts for future use.

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** I took these screenshots from the video, and I would like to mention that I DO NOT own these pictures; they are owned by klusmanp on YouTube.

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– using a special microphone to pick up cat flatulence that is out of human hearing range

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– multiple attachments for high-volume producers like Zoe

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– when celebrating Thanksgiving, a medium-sized passage of gas gives room for pumpkin pie

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Don’t Eat Armadillos!

Apparently there is a reason that armadillos are encased in that wonderful hard gray shell (other than to protect them from predators, I mean). Armadillos are responsible for most of the cases of LEPROSY in the United States.

I didn’t know there was any leprosy in the U.S.

According to weather.com:

Each year, about 150 Americans contract leprosy – the same skin-sore causing disease that’s been around since biblical times

Leprosy’s source in the United States? Armadillos, according to a genetic study on leprosy bacteria published in 2011. When people in the Southern United States hunt, kill and eat infected armadillos, the disease is transmitted to humans.

Although there’s a low risk of leprosy infection from armadillos, it’s best to avoid the risk entirely by avoiding the animals, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.

I suspect that a few of those armadillos that get eaten were also road-kill, which has its own dangers. I guess if I were hungry enough I would eat one, even if it was road-kill, but I’m thankful to stick to hamburger meat and chicken!

The Health Resources and Services Administration (part of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services) has this to say about leprosy:

Hansen’s Disease (Leprosy) Facts

  • Most (95 percent) of the human population is not susceptible to infection with M. leprae, the bacteria that causes Hansen’s disease (leprosy).

  • Treatment with standard antibiotic drugs is very effective.

  • Patients become noninfectious after taking only a few doses of medication and need not be isolated from family and friends.

  • Diagnosis in the U.S. is often delayed because health care providers are unaware of Hansen’s disease (leprosy) and its symptoms.

  • Early diagnosis and treatment prevents nerve involvement, the hallmark of Hansen’s disease (leprosy), and the disability it causes.

  • Without nerve involvement, Hansen’s disease (leprosy) is a minor skin disease.

  • 213 new cases were reported in the U.S. in 2009 (the most recent year for which data are available).

  • Most (97 or 65%) of these new cases were reported in

    • California

    • Florida

    • Hawaii

    • Louisiana

    • Massachusetts

    • New York

    • Texas

I am glad I looked this up because I learned some new facts — e.g., that the effects on the skin are not serious (although they cause the most stigma) and that the hallmark of leprosy is nerve involvement.

Anyway… stay away from those armadillos, friends.

Armadillos have the right of way in Austin, TX

Armadillos have the right of way in Austin, TX

Scrapbook Pages

I tend to go in cycles with scrapbooking, as with so many other things (in fact, my whole life is one big cycle). Here are some of my favorite scrapbook pages from the past two-three months (the first two are actually artist trading cards (ATCs)).

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3 Months!

I can’t believe it has been three months since I wrote on this blog! The last post was on February 27, and I have not even logged onto the blog since then until today. I had received an email that my domain name would expire in 90 days so I decided to take a look to determine if I want to renew it.

Maybe it would be good for me to resume my posts. My son is still in jail, and I probably need a place to express my feelings to people who are more objective. Everyone else I talk to (besides my therapist) has some stake in the matter — I have to think carefully about what I say so that other people are not, in turn, upset by my thoughts and feelings.

I’ll try to make a decision in the next few days. Meanwhile, here is an amusing photo (modified in Paint Shop Pro):

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How obvious is it that I faked the costumes? ;-)

Self-sabotage

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I read this interesting article on self-sabotage today. It gives tongue-in-cheek instructions for making yourself worse when you are depressed. I’m familiar with all of them, but I tend to be in denial when I’m doing them.

Now, I can’t stay in denial because the article has brought them to the forefront. For example, #2 is ‘Stay Indoors.’ I am very bad about that. I once enjoyed spending time outside, but somehow I stopped doing it. It’s hard to even go outside for a short walk. I make excuses, of course. ‘Too hot’ — ‘too cold’ — ‘lots of pollen’ — ‘my head hurts’ — ‘I have to walk outside tomorrow when I go to therapy, so I don’t want to go out today’ — and so forth. But these excuses have been unmasked now for exactly what they are — excuses.

If I choose to continue making excuses and sabotaging myself, I will not feel sorry for myself, and probably no one else will feel sorry for me either!

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The “Try Looking At It Through My Eyes” Challenge Day 11

courtesy of Kevin at Mental Health Writers Guild

courtesy of Kevin at Mental Health Writers Guild

Day Eleven – “The Forgiving” – Choose one thing in your life that you have done and feel guilty for and write yourself a letter forgiving yourself for that thing. Ps. You don’t need to name the thing you did unless you feel comfortable doing so.

Dear Anita,

I know that you are still feeling guilty about something you did over 16 years ago, especially since you believe recent unpleasant events are related to what you did. Well, I can understand your bad feelings. I think most people would feel bad, too.

But here’s the good news! I forgive you for doing that. Yes, there are always consequences to our choices, and sometimes our choices affect people around us in ways that are very negative. But remember that you were sick and addicted at the time. You would never have acted like that otherwise! You did the best you could under the circumstances.

I know you would like to go back and change it, but we can’t do that. Instead, recognize that the past is what it is, and move forward with a new perspective. There is no need to punish yourself any longer. It’s okay now — you are forgiven.

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Sabbatical

I am thinking I will take a sabbatical on this blog, after finishing up some loose ends — specifically, the blog challenge I undertook some time ago.

My enthusiasm for writing here has waned, perhaps because I have had mental disturbances  so significant that I couldn’t write about them in a public forum. Right now, I’m more interested in distractions that will help me keep an emotional equilibrium.

Accordingly, I am planning to make posts in two other blogs: Lunar Moth Enterprises, and an ‘artsy’ blog that I haven’t named yet. I’ll let you know more later. I will still post here occasionally, possibly every week or two.

Thank you for being part of The Bipolar Dance!

Introducing the ‘O’-ring — The Challenger Disaster

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Do you remember where you were on this date 27 years ago (1986)? What were you doing when you heard that the space shuttle Challenger had exploded? What were your feelings at that time?

At 10:38 am CST, I was driving from a college class to the dentist’s office where my mother worked. As usual, I had the radio on, listening with pleasure to the news of the shuttle’s lift-off. It had been scheduled for January 23, but weather and technical problems delayed it until the 28th when finally, in spite of the cold, the decision was made to go ahead with the launch.

The whole country was excited about Christa McAuliffe, a 37-year-old high school teacher who would be the first U.S. civilian in space. We had heard about her training, her background, and her personality. Since she was not a professional astronaut, the rest of us — ordinary civilians who would probably never go into space — felt a kinship with her, as if she were a symbol we could all relate to.

As I listened to the countdown on the radio, I felt a flush of excitement run through me. I imagined myself in the shuttle, trying to prepare for the pressure of acceleration and the disorientation of free fall. I heard the cheers as the shuttle blasted off.

Less that 2 minutes later, the cheers turned to sobs and gasps of horror. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I quickly reached the office to tell my mom, but they already had it on the waiting room TV. I sat for a long time and watched CNN’s coverage, just trying to take it in.

A special investigative commission, appointed by then-President Reagan, determined that the tragedy occurred due to the failure of an ‘O’-ring seal on one of the solid-fuel boosters. The failure was most likely due to the cold weather, since cold temperatures reduce the pliability of the rubber and allow fuel to leak. In fact, npr reported,

… engineer and several others were not surprised when Challenger exploded 73 seconds after liftoff on Jan. 28, 1986. They worked for Morton Thiokol (now ATK Thiokol), the Utah-based NASA contractor which produced the solid rocket motors that lifted space shuttles from their launch pads….

…Some of those Thiokol engineers expected o-ring failures at liftoff. They knew that cold overnight temperatures forecast before launch would stiffen the rubber o-rings. They knew that stiff o-rings didn’t provide a secure seal. In fact, there had been evidence of leakage, what the engineers called “blowby,” on an earlier shuttle flight. This would be the coldest launch ever.

Although failure of the ‘O’-ring, with a resultant leak, was considered to be the direct cause of the explosion, there were also indirect causes, such as lack of communication, failure to adhere to recognized safety standards, and “groupthink” — defined by RationalWiki as “Groupthink occurs when individuals in a group fail to express their doubts about the group’s dynamic, direction or decisions because of a desire to maintain consensus or conformity.” Groupthink often results in denial of reality and negative consequences.

Here is an archived video from NASA that gives a close-up of the explosion (click the picture):

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Last spring, this home video footage of the disaster was uncovered. It is especially poignant because in the background you can hear words of shock and grief. Click the picture to watch the video.

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Winter’s Respite Read-a-thon Follow-up

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Looking back, I think my planned reading was overly ambitious. On the other hand, Real Life has intervened this week and taken my mind completely away from ordinary tasks such as reading.

I did accomplish something — I got to 53% on Ender’s Shadow by Orson Scott Card (lost track

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and overshot 50%), as well as reading approx. 25% of Candide. I look forward to finishing both of these because I found them quite interesting.

Candide in particular is not what I expected, though I can’t tell you what I did expect. The

numcandideber of bad events in his life is astounding! I’m curious to see where Voltaire goes with it.

A Different Perspective

It was late Tuesday evening at an apartment complex somewhere in East Texas. Fire alarms begin to sound, and a man leaves his apartment to find out what is going on.

Crack! A shot rings out — the bullet goes into his back — he collapses in pain, turning to see who shot him. But the shooter has gone into a nearby apartment, where the door is open and a man and his wife are cooking dinner while their child plays.

The shooter raises his gun and shoots the man and woman. The child, thankfully, escapes by running out the door. The man struggles with the shooter and takes his gun away, but the shooter pulls out a knife. More struggle ensues, and the suspect is stabbed repeatedly.

The three victims and the suspect are taken to a nearby hospital.

There is a lot of talk at present about gun control, and it’s a hot issue. Should assault weapons and high-capacity magazines be banned? What if the shooter in this story had an AK-47 with a 100-round clip? How many people might have died?

What about background checks? They can be helpful up to a point. In this case, though, the gun didn’t belong to the shooter, it belonged to his dad. It was not locked up, even though the suspect had shown many signs of mental instability.

But it wasn’t his dad’s fault. The availability of the weapon only made it easier — it didn’t cause this tragedy — only compounded it. The individual might have used his knife if he wasn’t able to get a gun.

What about mental health services? It’s true that they were sadly lacking in this East Texas town. However, even psychological help, including medications, would not have ensured that this incident wouldn’t have happened.

There are so many factors involved in this kind of situation. No single strategy could have prevented it, but a combination of the above strategies (background checks, locked up weapons, psychological help) might have.

I wonder how people might feel about these issues if they were in my shoes — because this shooter I’ve been describing is my son. Please pray for him and our family.